twisted rake

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.

Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.

Man 2: I have no response for that.

by Stu6969 May 2, 2014

Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.

I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!

by Darkrose121 April 30, 2015

twisted nigga

a bitch ass mother fuckka who scratches his balls mid conversation

dis twisted nigga tho.

by fiftyshadesofthiiissdiicckk June 10, 2016

twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado

I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!

by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

Twintertime

A combination of the word "wintertime" and the word" twinkle" which refers to the feeling that one would have upon witnessing the holiday lights as they reflect upon the ice and snow of the winter season.

She was experiencing Twintertime as she stepped outside Christmas eve night.

by MrWood November 15, 2017

twatterpuss

Usually a male specific insult, used to demoralize and or break down the fragile ego of a chauvinistic man. Is sometimes used interchangeably with terms like "fuck boi", "douche canoe", and "Swamp Asshat".

Example:
*on a dating site*
Man: Hey girl, what u lookin for on here?
Man: I think 7.5 should be fun for you to work with.
Man: Hello?
Woman: I'm not interested.
Man: Conceited bitch. I only messaged you because I felt bad for your ugly ass.
Woman: Learn how to accept rejection with grace, you pathetic twatterpuss. 🖕

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018