salad barred

getting fucked up (drunk)

Christopher: What are we doing tonight
Chuck: Getting salad barred.

by Anonymoussssssssssssssssssssssssss February 12, 2008

hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass

"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

salad

a polite way of saying sex

my boyfriend makes a great salad. (used in the context of a parent or teacher.)

by withoutmeitsjustaweso July 1, 2006

big salad

When someone wants credit for something when it is or isn't really credit-worthy. Or is credit worthy and they call attention to their credit-worthy performance.

"What was it dude, a big salad?"

My husband said I thanked everyone at the table for dinner but him. He cooked the meal but everyone chipped in. He asked me, "Don't I get a thank you?", to which I replied, "What was it - a big salad?"

by crd06 July 4, 2006

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

getting your salad tossed

getting your booty hole eaten out it can be gay or straight

damn hope got was getting your salad tossed last night

(her)

by thenigganiggaL February 27, 2014

POLK SALAD

Polk salad is a toxic plant containing phytolaccatoxin and phytolaccigenin. These substances are toxic to mammals and may cause death. Polk salad is however eaten in the Southeren United states. The young greens should be boiled and drained three times to purge the toxins before they are fried in hot oil or bacon fat with eggs. Polk salad likley gained popularity in the south during hard times when people had little else to eat.

That Polk Salad tastes like spinach.

by ARC26 April 21, 2008