Queef Tart

n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.

Me- "For real stop being such a queef tart!"
Her- "I'm not bitch!"

by Ryan Manariol February 9, 2010

Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021

man-queef

the noise the penis makes when ejaculating whilst rubbing the bollocks

spurt-queef! what a wank!!
hey man... i just had a man-queef!

by louiciia October 14, 2011

Queef Cheeks

The out reaches of the vibrating labia when a woman passes gas through her vagina.

She tried to hold it until her meeting was over, but she couldn't and the aftershock tickled her queef cheeks

by robbie dobbers February 23, 2010

bussy queef

Fart

"MAN! I just ripped a stinky, bussy queef!"

by Flauge August 15, 2021

Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

queef nuggett

a blood clot that excretes from the vagina during a queef (during a female menstrual period)

Mary so nasty, i put it in her pussy and that queef nuggett come out all over my stomach.

by tkillah September 14, 2007