barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019

Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40

"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Parents

The people who ruin your life because they won't let you play fortnite

you: can i play fortnite
Parents: no study you moron

by Golden pro December 27, 2018

rewind parents

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.

Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.

by sword2fish June 19, 2018

3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.

My 3rd parent is coming to my game.

by Septdee June 22, 2018