elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.

look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!

by al May 28, 2003

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

elephantitis of the head

a condition caused by ego or genetics, in which one's head is disproportionately large compared to his body.

My boyfriend's elephantitis of the head is so bad, he can barely squeeze it into Bob's car.

by Luanne July 29, 2003

Elephantitis Vaginitis

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.

OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!

by vinspector December 18, 2011

elephantitis of the nuts

An extremely cool photo opportunity. See elephantitis for the dieseise itself. See rotten.com for some cool pictures of this.

Wow gumba, those are huge. If your dick wasn't equally massive I'd think you had elephantitis of the nuts.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.

James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.

by J-Fre June 15, 2008

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009