Definitions by LVGP

Cranial Elephantitis 

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

Cranial Elephantitis by LVGP January 22, 2009