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The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.
As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely
by LVGP January 22, 2009
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