computer

one of the possible prerequisites for playing Among Us

-Yooo hop on amogus
-I don't have computer :(

by mosive August 10, 2021

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021

computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.

"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."

by Wolvend December 9, 2021

compton early college

hell

compton early college is hell

by i_am_anonymous. April 28, 2022

Compton superman

THE COMPTON SUPERMAN IS THE NICKNAME OF C.T. FLETCHER, A SIX TIME WORLD CHAMPION WEIGHTLIFTER.

The Compton Superman is aka CT Fletcher

by C.T. FLETCHER July 14, 2022

Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.

The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.

by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022

Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022