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computronium 

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.
"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."
computronium by Wolvend December 9, 2021
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Computronically 

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application
Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.
Computronically by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010
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compuranium

Origin:
Coined by Wes Young (2026) to describe the emerging link between nuclear fuel and compute‑driven energy demand.
compuranium

noun
Uranium whose primary economic purpose is to fuel nuclear reactors that generate electricity for large‑scale computing infrastructure, especially AI data centers.

Example:
“With AI energy demand exploding, utilities are turning to compuranium to keep data centers running.”
compuranium by DrWesYoung March 15, 2026
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026