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computronium 

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.
"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."
computronium by Wolvend December 9, 2021
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Computronically 

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application
Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.
Computronically by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010
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compuranium

Origin:
Coined by Wes Young (2026) to describe the emerging link between nuclear fuel and compute‑driven energy demand.
compuranium

noun
Uranium whose primary economic purpose is to fuel nuclear reactors that generate electricity for large‑scale computing infrastructure, especially AI data centers.

Example:
“With AI energy demand exploding, utilities are turning to compuranium to keep data centers running.”
compuranium by DrWesYoung March 15, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026