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weightlifter

1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.
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by Paulito Calientico August 23, 2003
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weightlifter

A dude who lifted so much weight, he shit his instestines out.
by acelesson2k2 June 6, 2003
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weightlifter

My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.
by Ultimate Gary August 14, 2003
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Dirty weightlifter

A person who likes to believe eating three portions of chips and pizzas is a body building diet. this person will also believe he can make his boobs dance out of pure muscle, but in reality is it only man boobs. this person will come in a form of a virgin who wants other people to think he is straight, so he pretends to perv up girls. you can spot this person by looking for back fat and twitchy eyebrows
that person over there has backfat, so he must be a dirty weightlifter
by pancake-lover March 3, 2010
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Are you a weightlifter mate?

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"
standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"
by weightlifter December 9, 2009
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weightlifting

An Olympic sport; a test of how much one can lift in the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk.
Weight training is not weightlifting.
Bodybuilding is not weightlifting.
Powerlifting is not weightlifting.

Guy 1: I like to do weightlifting.
Guy 2: Oh really? How much can you snatch?
Guy 1: Snatch? I didn't say nothin' about no pussy man, you crazy. I bench about 960.
Guy 2: Oh I see, weight training.
by Joe Jitsu July 1, 2008
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Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.
"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"
by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009
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