make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!
by pentozali August 18, 2013
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crying like muck

Everytime We Have Company.The Neighbors Be Crying Like Muck. They Act Like Parking's Reserved On Public Streets ,What Are They Employee Of The Month.
by SweetGirlZ May 06, 2024
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butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 04, 2019
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butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 04, 2019
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An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.
Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.
by Sootyjared June 16, 2022
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cry for help (pls help me)

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now
by little johnnys ant 123 May 24, 2024
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Goth Cry

A goth getting throat-fucked so hard they cry, making their makeup run down their face.
“I made Griffin goth cry last night, it was so hot.”
by icky aug November 27, 2020
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