blondegic 

a blonde woman's backwards, non-sensical, logic.

she was easily confused with actual (brunette) logic instead trying to circumvent this with her own version of blondegic.

blondegic by Shaun Snyder February 13, 2013

BlondIan 

Any hot girl with blond hair.

Dang, that's a nice BlondIan

BlondIan by Ianmaster September 1, 2013

Blondefire

An angry blonde girl. Out of control pissed and relentlessly mad at everyone. No one can escape her.

Madisen is pissed off again. Prepare for the blondefire!

Blondefire by Azsure June 27, 2016

Blonde Harlot

A way gentlemen describe a thotoid with yellow hair however in respectable terminology.

"ded the Blonde Harlot giveth me her hot chocolate"

Blonde Harlot by Finkle J. Money December 29, 2017

Blonde 

Someone who is blonde is very stupid and most of the time annoying sometimes they are skets

Omg look at that blonde she thinks if she sucks him off then she’ll get £100 she’s such a stupid fuck

Blonde by Callum innit wagwan November 12, 2018

blonde agglutination

The social phenomenon where blonde girls clump together when in a large group setting. The lack of melanin in their hair is thought to be responsible for this chemotactic effect.

*two brunettes at a party*
"Do those girls know each other?"
"No, it's blonde agglutination.... they have no choice."

blonde agglutination by HOFBrNCl October 30, 2019

Blonde holocaust 

When you hate a blonde so much you become hitler 2.0 and has them and kill them all because they a worthless human binges and deserve death

I’m going to blonde holocaust you

Blonde holocaust by MaZe__17 September 6, 2020