tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

by white mamba December 14, 2006

Fuck-tard

1. Fuckin' retard
2. A really stupid and/or mean, horrible person

1. Sally is such a fuck-tard!
2. Jon is such a fuck-tard! (In this case "Jon" is a racist)

by Michele B March 22, 2008

Gay-tard

gay'-tard, adj. Combination of gay* and retard. Used derogatively to refer to someone who is acting gay* and in an idiotic or retarded fashion. The term is rarely used to refer to one's sexual orientation, but may be acceptable to use within certain groups (i.e. - a group of friends who are homosexual). The term is a development in the late 1990's, combining two slurs often heard in high school hallways, "retard" and "gay."

1. Get outta my way, you gay-tard.
2. Jesus, that man is a gay-tard. Can't he learn how to drive?

by late February 24, 2004

tard face

A name for someone who looks retarded.

Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.

by James D. Farless March 18, 2007

minger tard

Someone who is really pretty stupid and not the best looking . Usually lacking in hygiene . Often under the illusion that they are hotter and smarter than they actually are. see minger and tard

look at Tammy , she's such a minger tard

by jennyb February 11, 2008

ar-tard

A reatard to a more extreme level. A dumbass or idiot.

"chris you are such an ar-tard."

by sp12345 October 15, 2008

Quarter-Tard

One who is similar to a half-tard but has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). Quarter is to represent 1/4 of retard blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. It is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with retard blood can get. The opposite is a full-tard

Guy 1: "Whoa. Did you hear? Dan got his nipples pierced!"
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."

by Johnny Rustic February 4, 2006