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A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.
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McAfee'tard
Noun - One of the many people who think that their Windows PC is 100% secure because it came with McAfee pre-installed. Usually ignorant, technically-inept and sometimes like to complain about how slow their computer is, typically blaming the slowness on some irrelevant factor such as their ISP when the true cause is McAfee.
Ignorant person: "Holy fuck my computer is slow as tits and everything keeps crashing!"
Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."
Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."
Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"
Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."
Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."
*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*
Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."
Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"
Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."
Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."
Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"
Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."
Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."
*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*
Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."
Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"
McAfee'tard by Drift_91 August 30, 2010
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mega tard
Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
i-Tard
Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.