shizenhower

When you become the President of the United States at 12.00, but end up in a state of surprise by 12.30

Mate: "Bro I shagged your mom last night!"
You: "Shizenhower"

by Does your momma know that? May 23, 2018

Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus

Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius

by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018

Sizest

When one is judgmental of one’s size.

Who Bailey was being so Sizest after he saw that thicc person

by Redhead_rebel November 27, 2018

Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

Swierczynski

A manipulative ass bitch that really didn't invite me to that party like god damn im bouta slit my wrist.

Damn I wanna rape swierczynski

by Kelly the B January 19, 2019

Swief

a swing thief

Hey you swief thats my swing!

by Juamejaumejosemartinezcalvo January 24, 2019

sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019