Shmored

While having anal sex the male partner cums in the females ass, as he pulls out, she releases her bowls along with the cum you released in her on your genital areas, so they are now covered in cum and shit.

Dude she shmored me so bad last night!!

by Dupree-duval September 12, 2016

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shmortle

When you pop a shmort in the middle of the street and an onlooker gelps.

Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled the other night?

Larry: Fuck man, what a savage.

by Shmortimer February 26, 2017

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Shmoo

A smuck, someone who doesnt think, a turkey, someone who pies people in the face but thats an understatement, making light fun of someone whos a silly nilly

Justine pulled a mean prank on me, that shmoo!

by Urban3578842 March 10, 2017

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shmoomemoo

1. Used as a term deriving from disappointment or boredom; often says as a conversation filler.
2. A form of annoyance to disrupt another's train of thought.
3. Meaning up to personal interpretation; able to be used at any moment.

As my mind blanked on what to write for my essay, it hit me; "Shmoomemoo," I wrote, and confidently handed it in.

by Shmoomers March 21, 2017

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