soft swap

To share spouses/mates with another to the point of digital and/or oral copulation only.

This term comes from the home of Stephen, SuperGenius, who invented it spontaneously while referring to timid wanna-be swingers unwilling to take the PLUNGE

We are into soft swap only.

by Stephen Super Genius July 25, 2004

Chinga tu sofa

Spanish for 'Fuck yo couch'

Pedro was pissed off at Juan, so he started jumping on Juan's couch screaming, "chinga tu sofa!"

by Minnizzle November 1, 2006

Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

soff

A French Canadian way of saying "soft." Many French Canadian coaches in the National Hockey League, notably Michel Therrien, cannot pronounce the word "soft", and are stuck saying "soff" instead. Something is "soff" when it displays a complete lack of skill or intelligence. Penguins fans respect Michel Therrien's French Canadianness and use "soff" whenever they can to describe a stupid goal by the opposing team, or a poor performance by their own team. To be soff is to be made of fail.

"Soff goal by Thomas Vanek. What a dick."

by penguinaut April 2, 2009

softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner

"Playboy" is a softcore porn magazine.

by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003

Soft Boy

a feminine looking male who isn't particularly masculine and likes cute things. they often have a pastel aesthetic and can be cisgender or transgender. They're usually very nice and can be a little bit sentimental once you get close with them. Sometimes they're gay, bisexual or pansexual but this is not always the case.

"I think that Johnny is a soft boy"

by hxlxfxrdxyz March 13, 2018

Soft Top

The exact opposite of a power bottom.

David couldn't control his man, he's such a soft top.

by zayor December 11, 2017