The Rooster

A torture technique where one cuts off another man's testicles and attaches them to the man's chin to resemble a rooster.

Some torture techniques used to attain information from people are waterboarding, humiliation, and the rooster.

by LRETAR July 30, 2012

open faced roast beef

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

by BT Cruiser November 17, 2007

rooster tail

When liquid shit explodes out of your butt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster's tail.

Wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.

by bigmatej February 8, 2010

spit-roast

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.

Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

get roasted

Something you say after you burn someone so hard you can't resist saying this phrase

Person: You are soooo stupid.
You: Hey this is about me not you.
Other humans: GET ROASTED!!!

by SansThePunMaster April 8, 2017

robster

1.short but sexy.
2.chubby but sexy.
3.any short, balding, unattractive male who can make the ladies swoon with his mysterious sexual magnetism.
4.sexy.

"i'm sick of all these handsome guys with their perfect bodies and wallets full of cash.what i really need is a red hot robster."

by robx October 4, 2004

Spit-Roast Deluxe

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021