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Mittens

A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.

However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
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Mitten

A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.
Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.
by jose6969 May 14, 2023
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mittensquad

The goat of Besthesda content.
RIP MITTENSQUAD
Mittensquad was a goat.
by RIP MITTENSQUAD December 18, 2023
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Mittelfranken

German name for "Middle Franconia". Quiet region of Bavaria with the coolest flag and the cleanest air in all of Germany
Has some major cities like Nuremberg, Fürth, Höchstadt, etc...
There are no opps in Mittelfranken
Uneducated Person: "Nord-Rhein-Westfalen is best region in Germany"
Mittelfranken Enjoyer: "Never step a foot in Mittelfranken"
by frolite February 7, 2024
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mittu

A white Indian boy who was born in America,
Has women like body and is zesty all the time, can't pull bitches so he became gay,
Goes to the most expensive private school, cool person overall but very autistic and dumb
by Big black monkey boy November 21, 2023
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Mitts

In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves
Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro
by salsa 7 😡 June 2, 2024
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Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024
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