Swedish Logic

The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.
This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.
by o´brien January 21, 2017
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Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.
Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."
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Urban Dictionary Logic

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?
by Bucketism January 07, 2020
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2035 logic

Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.
Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boybehavior.

Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.
by YungstarProd March 22, 2024
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Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.
"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."
by British Chips July 06, 2023
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Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother
Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?
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Logical

When scientist try to replicate what's in Romi Oren's brain
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