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Leach

that one guy who is just hanging around someone WAY to much and ITS LOWKEY UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAOOO😹🤡
he/she is on the precipice of "pick-me."

its quite likely they give big dumbo wumbo energy, and often L bozo.🤡🤡

doesn't like pickles. 😭🙅 ♂️
(pronounced the same as "leech"💀💀😭)
"get out of here, you stinky leach."

"omg ho'o you're giving leach."

"hey leach, get your backpack off mine"
by differentdumbowumbo April 21, 2022
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Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.
Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.
There is too much legalized slavery in this country.
by LouisAWP June 8, 2022
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legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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Legal

When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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Legal

When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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legaltrapping

a Hustler who is legaltrapping would sell anything to keep & get him some money.
by @hceojoker September 7, 2022
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