idiot proof 

Something the internet isn't.

If the internet were made idiot proof, then google would run out of business.

idiot proof by RabarJabar August 4, 2009

Idiot Stick 

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

Idiot Stick by Marklemagne March 20, 2010

idiot boxing 

When you get drunk and start exchanging body blows with the boys for fun.

“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”

“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”

idiot boxing by SativaCyborg October 3, 2019

idiot son from a rich family 

A perfect husband material for any aggressive woman. The idiot son is so easily pussy wipped that he will do anything if he can get a head, even though the head is mostly teeth. The idiot son from the rich family also has very little understanding of how normal people live, he thinks life is hard or unacceptable because a pigeon dropped a shit in front of him when he was taking a stroll in his private garden or his servant poured the white wine into the red wine glass.

Joe: Prince Harry is really a level 10 idiot son from a rich family! He is so pussywipped that he will listen to everything from his wife Meghan!!

Bob: GODDAMMIT U R RIGHT!!! That's why that kid is in Canada right now!!!

idiot son from a rich family by Johnny Seven O.M.A. February 21, 2023

idiot proof 

An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.

Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .

idiot proof by Slatte December 8, 2006

Idiot Juice

any form of alcohol that turns you into a idiot after drinking it.

Tom is down at the pub drinking some idiot juice.

Idiot Juice by baddazoner June 13, 2011

idiot fishing

When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.

What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.

John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.

idiot fishing by Norman the Non-Mormon February 11, 2008