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great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H January 10, 2006
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make America great again

That guy doesn't look like he belongs here, maybe he's from Black Lives Matter. Time to make America Great again and knock the crap out of him. Trump says he'll pay for my legal defense!
by br1tney4life July 28, 2016
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Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke December 16, 2004
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make america great again

A phrase used only by rasict, homophobic, xenophobic douchebags who have a single digit IQ. This was coined by Donald Trump, the biggest, dumbest, douchebag of them all.
Only a fucking asshole says "Make America Great Again".
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ok great

The adult way of saying "go fuck yourself" in a professional setting.
Worker 1: Can you go do that work thing I'm too lazy to do for myself. I don't really get paid to do it and I want you doing less important work so I can focus on the stuff that makes me look good.
Worker 2: Ok great.
by BringDaRuffus April 16, 2016
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great-grandMILF

A really, really old mom I'd like to fuck.
David: "Damn that bitch is smoking hot. I'd really like to get into her panties."

Frank: "Dude, she's like ninety-eight years old! She's in a fucking wheelchair and I doubt she's wearing panties... probably depends and a catheter or something. And look at that blank stare. She probably has Alzheimer's and wouldn't even know what's going on. You're fucking sick, man."

David: "What can I say? She's a great-grandMILF."
by phase_coherent February 26, 2010
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great king spider

The greatest warrior from EH. He is well liked by the people and respected by the greatest of ledars. He also has a thing for Adventure Crack. His sidekick is LegaultTheAssassin
"My name is Steve, but please, call me Bender"
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle
by Steve March 5, 2005
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