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grexting 

Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.

e.g.

- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?

- How are the melons?

- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.

- I see some nice-sized pickles here.

- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.

- I'm coming!!!
She was late picking up the kids due to grexting with her husband.
grexting by pbpbpb May 11, 2019

extra greeting 

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Greetings and Salutations 

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greeting Radius 

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day

greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
greeting disorder by hawtcore December 12, 2010

Greetings 

1. A way of saying hello.
Greetings, friend!