grexting
The act of grinding and texting at the same time. You can inform the recipient they are being grexted or simply start the text with G:
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grexting
Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.
e.g.
- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?
- How are the melons?
- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.
- I see some nice-sized pickles here.
- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.
- I'm coming!!!
e.g.
- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?
- How are the melons?
- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.
- I see some nice-sized pickles here.
- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.
- I'm coming!!!
extra greeting
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019
Greetings and Salutations
Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011
Greeting Radius
The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day
Greeting Radius by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009
greeting disorder
When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.
Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."
Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
greeting disorder by hawtcore December 12, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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