Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010

melanie fontana

a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.

"oMg HeHE evERyONe,, I dID aLL tHe WOrK LOL"
"ew is that a melanie fontana"

by segsikook October 21, 2020

What it fondue

1) Different version of "what it do".

What it fondue my bitches?

by TheTone August 28, 2010

Chocolate Fondue

The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.

I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.

by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009

Fongquisha

The best stereotypical black girl name ever thought up.

A Fongquisha (Fong-Qwee-shahh) has a bad attitude, gets pissed for no reason, and is known to kill you if you dare get near her kool-aid!

Fongquisha's favorites are chicken, grape drink, collard greens, corn bread and murder.

She enjoys long walks on the beach and punching babies. She usually strikes after receiving a welfare check out of pure excitement!

Shit Fongquisha, stop hitting yo kids and go spend them checks!

by Firsty July 30, 2009

Columbus Cherry Fondue

When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.

Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.

by buckylarson69 September 25, 2011

foncused

worse than confused.

man that was so confusing i was foncused.

by Garthor-tmk January 25, 2004