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Fongquisha

The best stereotypical black girl name ever thought up.

A Fongquisha (Fong-Qwee-shahh) has a bad attitude, gets pissed for no reason, and is known to kill you if you dare get near her kool-aid!

Fongquisha's favorites are chicken, grape drink, collard greens, corn bread and murder.

She enjoys long walks on the beach and punching babies. She usually strikes after receiving a welfare check out of pure excitement!
Shit Fongquisha, stop hitting yo kids and go spend them checks!
Fongquisha by Firsty July 30, 2009

bongquisha 

a senseless stupid cartoon with no meaning except pure retardness. Made famouse by stupid senseless girls, which are also mental retards
"Look, Jenny made a bongquisha!"
bongquisha by adam dohm May 17, 2004
Related Words

foquisha 

Is what kids say too call someone a bitch at school...
You a foquisha for telling the teacher

(When you say the word you turn up head at the same time)
foquisha by Grynchy Lyfe May 24, 2018
Typically a black women’s name, they have a lot of aggression towards people who stand in front of them at shopping lines.

Also a type of salad with an abundance of avocados.
Funquisha Had a tantrum over a white man who accidentally skipped her in line at the Nike store.

Avocado lovers will adore Funquisha’s
Funquisha by Hoodlumfromdahood September 20, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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