craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005

Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

by afterglow1208 December 25, 2008

Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

craptacular

something that would be really spectacular if you actually gave a crap about it.

My aunt Flo's collection of cow nuts is really craptacular.

by Peter Velez December 28, 2005

Crapture

Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture

"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"

by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Craptastic

Downright and complete trash commonly known as country music.

Country music is craptastic.

by Wallsbury September 16, 2008

cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.

"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005