cryptodouche 

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

cryptodouche by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

cryptomacist 

A term related to the cryptocurrency supremacy claim over the traditional money system. A cryptomacist is usually spotted advocating utilizing the blockchain technology to power the freedom and decentralization of the society decisions as its final destination, and not just as secure transaction infrastructure for sloshing money around.

Another cryptomacist threatens to leave the crypto community for not being able to step up to its real goal : society decentralization.

cryptomacist by Sharded January 26, 2018

Crystalites 

One of the best, if not the best ORAS NFE player of all time on Pokemon Showdown which is run by smogon. It is a commonly used term to reference other good players on PS.

Groot: Crystalites is so good, it's a shame he doesn't like SD Roselia

Crystalites by JetterThanU August 21, 2019

Cryo Vision Holder 

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.

“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”

Cryo Vision Holder by smellyellee August 16, 2021

Crystal Palace Transmitter 

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter

Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.

Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?

Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.

Crystal Palace Transmitter by FrankieHW April 13, 2020

cryank 

To cry and wank at the same time.

Galin is cryanking again tonight. What's new?

cryank by lao-han November 3, 2010

Cryptid

An obscure, undocumented creature typically originating from folklore . Typically mythological in nature, but not necessarily supernatural , their existence is only recognized as pseudoscience .

Dude, have you seen the Fresno nightcrawlers? Cryptids freak me out.

Cryptid by PSUEDONAME July 3, 2018