Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.

Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!

by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025

I had a little cry

I had a little cry.

I had a little cry

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

Crying

Water bending

Person 1. Are you crying?
Person 2. No, I'm just water bending

by Mysterious_H February 2, 2023

crying in the booth

When one tries to rap but no strong points can be made. Mostly just a jumbled mismatch of shitty things that happened to them making for a downright depressing song or freestyles.

As Eminem once stated
"Nobody wants to hear a white boy crying in the booth..."

by Dabtillitslit February 12, 2023

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

Stall crying

You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?

Bethany! I heard stacy, she was stall crying next to me!
Awkwaaaaard.

by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

CRYING ROPER

To bust a viscous load while in tears.

"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"

by Footpucci October 19, 2020