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Carl from Jimmy Neutron 

I don't think I've ever seen a more intimidating foe, the ground trembles before him. If he wants you, he will find you. Even god couldn't escape.
Person 1: Man its a nice day today
*Carl emerges from nearby volcano*
Person 2: What is tha-
*Person 2's sentence cut off short by the entire planet collapsing into itself and the screams of every human as they die a horrible death*

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Carl mackey 

This is the THICKEST guy you will ever meet! With a determined mind and a straightforward face Carl Mackey will always get the girls. His name matches most with the name Angelina
Girl 1: Woah look at that dude he looks so hot!
Girl 2: Ikr! He is so thick! His name is Carl mackey!
Angelina: Back off girls! He is mine!

Carl Wheezer 

world class artist, best known for his frog drawing
“hey do you know carl wheezer?”
“hell yeah he’s a great artist

carl wheezer 

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.
"did you see the carl wheezer?"
carl wheezer by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021
Just horny all the time
Carlee is horny yes yes
Carlee by Knuckles19s November 5, 2021
Carla is a rare latin beauty. She is the most beautiful Peruvian girl. She is really smart & at the same time she is a bad ass. She is strong sexy kind & incredibly gifted between the sheets. A great kisser & a personality that will have you thinking, "shes amazing". A great friend. she dont take shit from anyone. Shes Not only beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has beautiful big eyes, brown hair, & a great body. She has the triple "B" factor BRAIN, BODY, & BEAUTY she's outgoing, generous but stubborn. She's an amazing girlfriend if you have a Carla as a girlfriend or friend dont let her go, if you do you are stupid. She really commits to a relationship, she will never break up with you without a good reason. She is loyal & trustworthy,Everything any guy could ever dream of. God really took his time making her she is simply one of his perfect creation.Her weakness is falling in love. If she gets hurt by guys alot she will just start fucking around and wont date for a while. Dont betray her trust because its hard to earn it in the first place. Family means the world to her. but there are some rough patches between them. Friends are what keeps her up in her times of need. if you wanna have her in your life, keep it real. Fake people are easily spoted by Carla & she will FUCK you up if you do her wrong. not only she will destroy u, but she has alot of people that would kill or take a bullet for her.
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She's the most ridiculous person you'll ever meet (in a funny way). She's not afraid to make herself look stupid in public. if she is ever mean to you and you are one of her friends dont get offended that is just how she shows you she loves you so much. If you have a CARLA in your life you are one lucky person.

Example 1

Friend: (looks sad)

Carla: Who do i need to beat up.

Example 2

Miguel :wow, who is that girl

Adrian: Her name is Carla, she's fucking gorgeous!

Miguel: I wanna get with her

Adrian: good luck! she's not an easy girl. She is beautiful and sassy….very rare to find a woman like that these days!

Miguel: Yo! are you in love?!

Adrian: fuck! i think i might be
Carla by Lee_ra November 23, 2021

Carl Shaw 

Carl Shaw a gimpy fuck-boy who gets no bitches, smells like scrotal fumage, and drives a gay car. Hangs around the young women in his job despite being 56 and probably has erectile dysfunction. The man has not been able to pleasure his wife in years, and works in a dead-end job in which he thinks he's Elon Musk, but actually a wannabe Andrew Tate from Wish. Gets his shopping from Waitrose despite living in Gurnos, and acts like a BMW driver even when he's not in the car (A Douche and probably retarded). Family, friends, and colleagues can't stand him, when he enters the room they wait for him to leave. If he had hair he'd be ginger.
Carl Shaw looks horny asf when he comes out of the gift shop.
Carl Shaw by Jules Henri November 28, 2022