BoardBitch

A very pale surfboard like chest located where the female tities are saposed to be. It substitutes where the lumptuious juggs are.

Hey kristin wheres your board i mean surfboard i mean tities im mean umm umm your a boardbitch.

by TityEaterWithBallsInTheFace800 May 3, 2009

Bogardanese

A dialect of English in which the speaker mumbles every syllable of a sentence in a incomprehensible manner, but pronounces the last word correctly. Especially common among teenagers and tired people.

As her son walked out the door, he mumbled something to his mother ending in the word "mall". "What about the mall?" she said, "You're speaking Bogardanese again!"

by DRCheezyChunks October 25, 2010

Pelican Board

A collection of all the most important pelicans

If your a double hard pelican or you can body-pop (and your a pelican) then you should definitely be on the pelican board

by Chinny September 3, 2003

Chairman of the Board

The chairman of the Board is the last guy of a 10+ person gangbang. After all guys have came on her face he then steps up cums on her and then from above gives her a hot slurpee.

Out of everone there John showed everyone why the is the chairman of the board.

Sally took one hell of a load from the chairman of the board

by Youknow...sickfuck July 22, 2011

finger board

A little tiny skateboard that your fingers can ride on. VERY worthless and a VERY stupid idea. Mostly played with by 9-year-old boys.

Finger boards blow cock.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

by beas1knees November 3, 2011

boarders

What avid skateboarders and snowboarders call themselves. (They do in the Anglosphere, anyway).

See also: sk8, skateboarders

"Snow Skate Girl magazine is for girls who want a little action, packed with interviews of professional and amateur boarders."

by Nupe January 20, 2004