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birken-nots 

Cheap ass sandals that look similar to the uber comfy birkenstocks but can be purchased at Walmart etc.
Heard a rumor k-mart had birkenstocks but they were just birken-nots
birken-nots by foofy January 11, 2009

"Broken Heart" Card

1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.

See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.

Broken At The Bottom 

When someone is feeling too lazy to do something.
1. "I can't be bothered to walk down these stairs, i'll just fall and be broken at the bottom."
2. "Man, I'm feeling too broken at the bottom to go out tonight."

Broken Taco 

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
Broken Taco by x BILKO x September 3, 2016

Broken cunt 

A chick with a communicable disease, or one with a plain worn out cunt from pushing out kids or getting fucked by huge dicks.
Yeah, Kellie looks pretty good but she’s got a broken cunt. She’s been raw dogged by the wrong dudes.

I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!
Broken cunt by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

Broken Hearted 

When you feel the urge to poop. walk all the way down the hallway to the restroom. prop your sweet little cheeks on the seat, and nothing happens.
I thought I had to poop, but when I tried I was broken hearted.