2 definitions by amyfishhouse
1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.
See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.
See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.
by amyfishhouse June 10, 2008
1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
by amyfishhouse May 15, 2008