"Broken Heart" Card

1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.

See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.
by amyfishhouse June 10, 2008
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Pulled a Mike

1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.

2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.

3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.

2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.

3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.

by amyfishhouse May 15, 2008
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