Definitions by BAMF613

Ask clown 

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.

As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.

Ask clown by BAMF613 February 24, 2019

Broken cunt 

A chick with a communicable disease, or one with a plain worn out cunt from pushing out kids or getting fucked by huge dicks.

Yeah, Kellie looks pretty good but she’s got a broken cunt. She’s been raw dogged by the wrong dudes.

I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!

Broken cunt by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

Baby escape hatch by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

Brain boof

When you have a moment where you can’t remember something that’s seemingly simple.

Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.

I was at a party last night and a guy I knew from college walked in. I went to greet him and I had a total brain boof when it came to remembering his name!

Brain boof by BAMF613 October 22, 2018

Two fisted mouth slut 

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

Two fisted mouth slut by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Kavinition 

A ridiculous, made-up definition for a common slang term. Often used where the real meaning would cause personal embarrassment.

Yeah, Brett wants us to believe that "boofing" is somehow related to "farting" instead of having to recount what a pig he was in high school. That’s a convienet Kavinition of the word for him.

Kavinition by BAMF613 October 5, 2018

DFC

Dumb Fucking Cunt

Miranda Carey is such a DFC! Who cares what her plitical views are!

DFC by BAMF613 January 6, 2018