Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!
Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
by BAMF613 January 6, 2018
Get the Assblastathonmug. This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".
It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.
He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
by BAMF613 February 24, 2019
Get the Ask clownmug. A chick with a communicable disease, or one with a plain worn out cunt from pushing out kids or getting fucked by huge dicks.
Yeah, Kellie looks pretty good but she’s got a broken cunt. She’s been raw dogged by the wrong dudes.
I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!
I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!
by BAMF613 November 15, 2018
Get the Broken cuntmug. When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.
by BAMF613 November 15, 2018
Get the Baby escape hatchmug. by BAMF613 January 6, 2018
Get the DFCmug. A ridiculous, made-up definition for a common slang term. Often used where the real meaning would cause personal embarrassment.
Yeah, Brett wants us to believe that "boofing" is somehow related to "farting" instead of having to recount what a pig he was in high school. That’s a convienet Kavinition of the word for him.
by BAMF613 October 5, 2018
Get the Kavinitionmug. When you have a moment where you can’t remember something that’s seemingly simple.
Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.
Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.
I was at a party last night and a guy I knew from college walked in. I went to greet him and I had a total brain boof when it came to remembering his name!
by BAMF613 October 22, 2018
Get the Brain boofmug.