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Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
by DublinJones December 4, 2009
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Fudge Bar

Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth
I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night
by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010
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choch bar

A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.
Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.
by Felds September 16, 2008
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Bar Leech

A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008
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happy bar

Where every body knows your name.... G $ .. S bia' and V !
Look who it is at the Happy Bar again..... Like thats a surprise... ;)
by Miss Mae January 15, 2008
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Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008
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Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment
"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
by pbkemp April 9, 2009
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