APEC

An acronym for A Pointless Expensive Crock.

APEC was the final straw for John Howard, and the beginning of actually understanding what Kevin Rudd says, albeit in a different language.

by jasewase May 4, 2008

apesta la verga

when someone is better than you in Spanish language

a michael jordan le apesta la verga more than yaoming

by chocoloco February 4, 2013

apego

Something far too complicated for you to even comprehend.

Thou art apego. So I'm afraid you'd best step back.

by Ayla & Amanda June 30, 2004

apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

by Justine Jackson December 13, 2005

apes

Advanced Placement Environmental Science

seems easy until you take the test...

"that APES test was ridiculously hard"

by haha345679 March 9, 2009

Aperture Science

Please note that this may include spoilers for the games Portal and/or Portal 2.

Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.

Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us-- except the ones who are dead.

by Tactfulcore December 13, 2013

this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

by Anonymous August 25, 2003