4 definitions by chocoloco

Fun to look at, not to eat

A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.

Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.

by chocoloco March 26, 2015

When a person believes that someone else is thirsty for them, but in reality they are not.

Girl 1: Did you see him looking at my booty? He is so thirsty!
Girl 2: Girl, ain't nobody looking at you with your mirages!

by chocoloco December 11, 2014

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.

Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.

by chocoloco May 21, 2022

a michael jordan le apesta la verga more than yaoming

by chocoloco February 4, 2013