Mount St. Helen's volcano

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.

When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

go off, I guess

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

ass foam

2 parts shit 1 part cum.

Alex quickly pulled his dick out of his girlfriends ass producing wicked ass foam. She ass foamed everywhere, ruined the sheets.

by ohohface247 January 7, 2012

Malcom

A smart, talented, sometimes depressed boy

Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets

by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019

Ape-Ass

A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.

Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.

by Burgeh August 19, 2013