zombie energy

When you go throughout your life with little or no interest in everything and have little enthusiasm. These people typically talk in a monotone voice.

Person 1: why do you always seem tired?
Person 2: because I have zombie energy.

by slanemain August 11, 2019

Zombie ant

Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach

Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism

myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......

by gozlema August 24, 2019

Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population

Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire

by J nasty January 11, 2020

Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.

No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.

by Cring=oops March 23, 2020

zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.

The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.

by mlhiss June 26, 2020

Zombie_food13

A bug dumbass that doesnt play games right and does dumb strats that give him wins

Lets go zombie_food13 i dont even know how you did it but you did

by Phil_swift's brother August 22, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020