Splat

A "splat" is another name for a stolen vehicle, particularly in which u ride your dawgs (pals) in.

-"ay jhit we inna splat riding hard"
-"damn bro, come scoop me frr"

by BangemBoy April 23, 2017

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Splart

When you have to piss but try to fart but you end up pissing instead.

Bro that would have been such a good fart but I splarted instead

by Splarty 102 April 23, 2018

sclatter

A combination of flattered and scared.

A creep on the streets told me I have nice eyes, so I’m feeling very sclattered right now.

by Snifferofpies January 18, 2018

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

splat

the word splat is the past tense of split.

"no, it's your turn to split, I splat last time!" ( this was actually said ).

by me is typing March 5, 2018