pornstar smooth

When every inch of ones body is shaved and or waxed. Other than ones head.

I went to her place and she was pornstar smooth... She did it just for me. NO HAIR ANYWHERE!

by catoclysmic_definitions February 7, 2015

European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016

delly smooth

A fake nigger who acts hard but without a gun is nothing

That guy is such a Delly smooth

by ShoopBoopNoop May 20, 2019

smoothy

When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.

Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!

by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

smoothman

aka De La Paz.

1. A filthy maggot recognisable by his extremely smooth cum covered face, and wide anus attributed to many years of taking many cocks in the ass at once.

2. A filthy pest recognised by many farmers and zoo keepers as the main cause of sore anuses in their animals.

Farmer Joe is looking for the smoothman who raped his animals and got his dog pregnant. He has vowed to shoot of the smoothman's cock, alhough this is a very dificult task since the smoothman's cock is microscopic in size.

by De La Paz has a pindick March 16, 2004

Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.

"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe

by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014

Smooth Criminal

When a drunk guy is peeing while standing up and leans from side to side as far as possible like Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video, just to see how far he can go without falling over or losing control and pissing on everything.

Sorry about the wallpaper in your bathroom... I should've known I was too drunk to pull a smooth criminal... but at least I didn't puke!

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 23, 2017