ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha
Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.
Both: haha
by Exmar May 17, 2008
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
by sam skrambel April 30, 2009
When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain November 16, 2007
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018
The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
by Glyclick February 09, 2015
The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 21, 2013