Nubfy

Pretty much as nooby as one can get. A Nubfy is more than just a nub. It is more than a noob, newb, n00b, etc. It is something beyond anything in the Universe. It is, the ultimatum of all nubs.

Cryonub: DAMN that guy mastered the nub form! He's a Nubfy!
Nubrin_: Wow, this Nubfy is almost as nooby as I am.

by _Cryogen September 10, 2016

Nut Now November

When you realize "No Nut November" is a dumb trend that makes no sense.

My Friend: Bruh you still doing No Nut November
Me: Nah bruh it's Nut Now November, I'm trying to smash my girl tonight

by Knowledge man November 12, 2019

nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019

The_Number_42

A person that cannot make his decisions on his own, and won't listen to common sense or helpful advice.

Dude stay off of discord for a while, don’t be like the_number_42!

by amongus fart 420 April 14, 2022

Nuh uh

A great way to Destroy someone in an Argument

Man 1: I kiss my Homies Goodnight
Man 2: Bro that's gay
Man 1: Nuh uh

by Bruhilione July 24, 2023

Post-nut clarity

After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC

I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.

by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019