magic goon 

Cheap wine mixed with soft drink, cordial or possibly juice.

The cheap wine waz too disgusting to get pissed from, so I added some lemonade and had me sum magic goon.

magic goon by Diego September 30, 2003

Art Goon 

Someone who portrays there lifestyle with art

Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .

Art Goon by Jayvaughn May 14, 2011

big goon tuna 

A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.

I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.

big goon tuna by '52 Broadcaster September 23, 2006

Apple Cheek Goon 

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.

Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!

Apple Cheek Goon by bamba_clat July 13, 2010

good goon

A person who cares about his future and knowledge and also well-being; but will spazz out if need be.

Yo my mans A.R. A good goon, going to college and shit

good goon by The Basedlord February 1, 2015

Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

Pool Goon by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Prune Goon 

A man who likes getting laid by older women.

Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?

Prune Goon by Nighthawk69420blazeit December 1, 2021