chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.

hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.

by Titties.yes September 26, 2022

Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)

Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.

by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.

My boss is a General Custard

by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024

Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.

My wife got glory custard all over the back.

by Grabsak Turninkov November 5, 2023

Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.

Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023

Tubby Custard

A larger guys cum.

She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo

by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023