chipster

-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.

That Lincoln Park chipster is such a poser, he doesn't even listen to indie music.

by AndyK August 13, 2006

tater chips

a tater chip is when a guy or girl eats a girl out and leaves her juices on his/her face and lets it dry and then peels it off and eats it like a tater chip

johnny went down on suzzie and came up and made tater chips and ate them for a snack

by taterboy69 March 22, 2009

Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

all that and a bag of chips

see all that
tha baddest

mj iz all that and a bag of chips

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

by cockcussion May 12, 2009

Poppin' Chips

The act of smoking some weed.

Jason and I were poppin' chips last night in the park.

by Noah October 2, 2004