It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.
by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010
Get the Shitwank waffle mug.The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.
by vezro July 22, 2014
Get the Belgium Waffle Stomp mug.An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".
by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003
Get the Waffelmingle mug.Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
by ShadowSoldier October 6, 2008
Get the Waffle Pwnd mug.Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.
Karen just got waffle-housed!
Karen just got waffle-housed!
by Flagstaff08 October 14, 2008
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1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
by macnatty24 January 15, 2011
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