squaredogg

a person who is preyed upon by people that do not buy their own ciggarettes.

"hey let me get a squaredogg."

by Gmizzle13 February 16, 2009

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

by Tubzilla December 17, 2008

squava

Whats left of Java after Oracle takes over Java and Solaris from Sun Microsystems.

"That squava application really can't do squat"

by alp2009 April 22, 2009

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

by RZM007 July 23, 2010

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

Squawktard

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!

Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.

by brrutled June 19, 2011