Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.

Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!

by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011

Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

Plinker

A racist slur for Plinks

Look at that G*d*mn Plinker!

by The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test January 10, 2022

Plinker

Mystery meat, partly made from human penis

Hey, do you want to eat some plinker?

by Plink-182 May 31, 2022

Phunk dungis

When someone wins a game of Team Fortress 2 then gives themself a Blowjob

Teammate 1: Dude I'm gonna give myself a Phunk dungis

Teammate 2: Go ahead we won

by Phunk Dungis June 27, 2022

Blank Plank

Dutch slang for a white girl or boy which has no ass in their pants.

Dude:That girls is a Blank Plank.
Dude2: Yeah I know

by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007