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Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.
She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
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Military parent

A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.

Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
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parental controls

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024
mugGet the parental controlsmug.

Parents

Do you have parents?
by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024
mugGet the Parentsmug.

accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.
by novium January 11, 2017
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BugsPlus Parental Controls

A feature as part of BugsPlus, also known as Bugs+, separated by different parental control categories, useful for parents controlling what their child does on Bugs+. It also comes with parental consent.

Official Website: docs.bugsplus.me/other/parent-verify
I would like to suggest a change in my BugsPlus Parental Controls
by Ben Griffiths September 1, 2025
mugGet the BugsPlus Parental Controlsmug.
Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
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