Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 3, 2019

Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).

“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit”

by biggoon April 5, 2019

penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

pent-up

Feelings of lust and desire that you can't get off your mind. You don't have to be horny when you are pent-up, but most of the time that's how it goes.

I am so pent-up because I haven't got to spend time with my girlfriend in two weeks.

by Diethyl ether February 18, 2020

Penjamin Franklin

The penjamin franklin is another name for a dab pen or a cart

Yodiegang member 1: yo im boutta hit this penjamin franklin, shall we.

Yodiegang member 2: shit bro boutta be in yodieland faded than a hoe

by Yodiegangmember November 7, 2022

penjamin

Another name for a dab pen

Person 1: I wish I was high
Person 2: you wanna hit from the penjamin?

by Skanky nugger January 6, 2021

penbleeder

Someone who writes a lot (coined by novelist Brian Celio)

The young penbleeder spent ten hours writing yesterday.

by wrenchinthegears September 15, 2009