The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain November 16, 2007
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018
The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
by Glyclick February 09, 2015
An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019
noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
by stefan buff November 10, 2013
by beezley October 15, 2013